Move over Vertu, there is a new phone in town.
"Tag Heuer Meridiist" combines the extreme extravagance you require with a 28-day power reserve (now we're talking.) The $5,400 "Meridiist" is built with an unscratchable screen and a corrosion-proof steel body. If it falls off your yacht it may stop working, but at least it won't rust. It will be available in September at Tag Heuer boutiques worldwide.